Secret gaygent

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight

My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today

by The disaster lesbian October 17, 2020

secret soda

When you ask for a cup at a fast food restaurant so you can get water at the soda fountain, but later get soda instead. For paranoid types, this usually works best with clear sodas, like Mountain Dew or Ginger Ale.

Dude, why is your water bubbling?

That's not water, man....it's secret soda!

by Carbonation Jane July 1, 2012

Secret soviet

This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!

Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.

by GENERAL_GNOME April 11, 2021

Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.

Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?

by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019

Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.

“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”

by Capt_Quint October 8, 2015

secret starfish

Butt hole

My secret starfish is on fire after eating all that Taco Hell.

by Secretstarfish February 16, 2017

Secret England

The act of turning off a cars headlights and driving in the left lane at night.

Hey man, I passed someone else playing secret England. Shit was cool

by Uaht039 September 16, 2021