Secist

When you have prejudice over individuals named Joseph due to your fear of being dumber than them.

Vivian is secist

by wehatejoseph October 29, 2022

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Secular religion

Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?

Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”

Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”

Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”

Iam “We didn’t...”

Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”

Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”

Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”

Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”

Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭

Iam 🙄

by Hym Iam November 1, 2022

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Scillian Cappuccino

Amanda Holdens key word for about to kill someone

We're gonna Scillian Cappuccino this guy

by Crockofcrocks September 1, 2022

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Semily

This is the proper meaning of semily in when you want to do something but only get it,half done. It basically means,in the middle.

Am going to semily,shower and wash the dishes

by Deerhandler January 2, 2023

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Seville

Noun & adjective;

A hater with the absolute lowest level of intelligence and distasteful behavior that the shimigami, numakhavasu and God (Lord Atum) his priests and family consider to be the most abominable by all beings of the Universe. Even hanerites have admitted they don't like him or his behavior.

Universally agreed upon to be immoral, amoral, disgusting, evil and severely unintelligent.

That's so damn horribly wrong that it's just a Seville when you really consider it.

That's so disgustingly Seville that nobody will want to understand it, let alone think about repeating it

by Ra-Atum-Harakte-Khapri January 14, 2023

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