Seat Pickled

When two men are driving in a vehicle and the passenger reaches over and massages the drivers nether regions until a climax that results in a frothy mixture of cum and sweat that remains forever imbedded within the material of the seat.

Jimmy reached across the center console of the car and seat pickled Jack.

by TheWhabbitThumper February 18, 2020

seat theivery

Forcebly stealing or taking a seat that belong to somebody else

Kendra is a huge seat theif as she took the seat that she knew belonged to Mat.

When Kendra comes into the room you know there will be seat theivery afoot.

seat theivery is not okay

by HaPpY69 August 4, 2020

Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020

Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020

meat to seat

When a man sits down to drop a coal dumpling and his penis lays on the toilet seat

I caught pimp drip cause I went meat to seat at the mall bathroom.

by Cooter polluter April 16, 2017

seat hopping

At sporting events, when people take unused seats they didn't pay for.

"Let's buy tickets for the nosebleeds and go seat hopping later."

by Eventful Grain June 9, 2017