summeritis

a disease that is rapidly spread among students the last few weeks of school before summer break. symptoms include extreme laziness, backsassing teachers, sudden lack of effort and concern about grades, and falling asleep in classes.

im starting to feel really lazy and everytime i take a test i get a worse and worse score... whatever its probably the summeritis.

by xoxteganxox July 1, 2007

Scummery

Adjective:

1) deceitful, sleazy, slimy, underhanded behavior

Politicians don't practice politics, they practice scummery.

Lawyers make money off of scummery.

Wall Street takes scummery to new heights.

by charlestonchick September 6, 2014

Summer sag

the elongation of a male's scrotum due to summertime heat.

"JT says his balls are so heavy that with summer sag he'd be sittin' on 'em, but I think that's just his weak defense for wearing lame tighty whities."

by talbo June 10, 2008

Summer Onions

A set of saggy, dangly, sweaty balls/testicles. Primarily due to heat.

They are the opposite of Winter Onions which are a set of balls that are shriveled in a taut scrotum. Primarily due to the cold.

I was just scratching my summer Onions and now my fingers smell like pickled onions and sour cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode May 23, 2018

summer ting

A girl or a boy who date during the summer, normally breaking up after wards to go back home.

Girl:For you want to bring my boyfriend
Boy: Sure but only a summer ting I don't do long distance.

by Thomasbroo no.1 August 19, 2019

summer brauch

the most loyal friend you will ever have, if you leave her, she is going to move on from your life because she will only stick with the people that actually care for her. She is beautiful, hilarious, goofy, but insecure, she doesn’t think high about her self and truly does not think she is all that great, but she is! No matter what she is doing or where she is, if a friend needs help she will help them, no matter what. If you’re not friends with Summer Brauch, I feel bad for you. (The Summer Brauch that goes to NBMS)

Do you know Summer Brauch?

by newell barney definitions November 4, 2019

Summer Jacket

A phrase to refer to a person who hasn’t been circumcised or never will

“Nigga you got a tiny dick.”
“Man you just mad I don’t have a summer jacket.”
“What the fuck is that?”
“Look it up in urban dictionary.”

by ratmeatyt February 10, 2021