You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier arguing with Xavier

Kiddo. I was the real me when you were still in my shortpants!

Xavier 1: Hate 2 break it to ya, but I wore them first. ME bequeefed THEE, the psychopathological hand-you-downs.

Xavier 2: So YOU'RE the one who stained them!

Xavier 1: Whoever found it, browned it!

Xavier 2: You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me? But it's too late; You Snoze, You Loze.

Xavier 1: You sleeped. You weeped.

Xavier 2: You naple, you get slaple.

Xavier 1: You slumber, a cucumber!

Xavier 2: You catch up on some zeds, you get out of my heads!

Xavier 2: You slumber, ham-BURGER I DON'T WANNA TALK AB

by R3APT0KYO December 19, 2023

Golden Slumbers

1: To piss on somebody while they are asleep
2: A great Beatles song

1:
This guy was so asleep, not even screaming at him could wake him up. Had to give 'im the Golden Slumbers, then he woke up freaking out
2:
"GOOOOOOLDEN SLUUUUUUMBERS FILL YOUR EEEEYEEEEESSSS"
-Paul McCartney, 1969

by Sgt. Pepper himself December 9, 2025

Luigi’s Slumber

Luigi’s Mansion 3. Play on “Link’s Awakening”.

Coined by Failboat.

Luigi’s Slumber is great.

by MaybeARealWord April 25, 2021

Oreo Cream Slumber Party

A slumber party where your local white gay person gets sandwiched with a bunch of black people, creamed, and passed on to the next

Gary did u have fun at the Oreo Cream Slumber Party last night

by Kari Hatake September 2, 2023

skid mark slumber party

When someone poops on your pillow.

If you keep pissing me off, I’m going to give you a skid mark slumber party.

by Shraar12 February 16, 2025

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel)

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber is High fantasy, myth, and romance novel by Werley Nortreus published in 2026.

Skyadina: A Fearless Unicorn from Slumber (2026 Novel) was published in 2026.

by Jacob Martinique February 6, 2026