scrunch

when a girls bikini bottom goes up her butt

the pool was full of girls with scrunches

by awesomemonkey12 August 16, 2011

scrunching

to lower yourself in such a manner in a seat so as not to be seen by other drivers and riders

Al Gore was seen scrunching in Tipper's SUV.

by elusively yours ilja September 11, 2008

Scrunchie

A scrunchie is a hair tie commonly worn by basic white girls.

“It doesn’t get more basic than a scrunchie and a fake tan.”

by Pussycat😋 March 27, 2019

tab-scratchers

The term to use when you tear the tab off your can of pop before you're done drinking it, which gives you an urge to stick your tongue in the newly-made hole while drinking it.

Your tongue eventually gets an uncomfortable cut from rubbing against the sharp edges and touching the aluminum tab that hangs down in the can of pop, and you get tab-scratchers.

You: Hey, what's wrong?

Person: Gah, my tongue is killing me! I stuck it in the hole of my vintage Pepsi Throwback and now I'm stuck with this cut! Ahh, it hurts so bad!

You: Yeah, I know how it feels to have tab-scratchers.

by isochronismisms! June 16, 2009

scrunchie

a gay man or a female who stuffs a sock down her pants and pretends to be a man who is a part of a larger group of homosexual body guards. The most common use of this definition is found in eastern Kentucky

skittles is a scrunchie.

by Andi the magnificent February 23, 2009

crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005

cruncher

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

by ghost July 31, 2003