Scruffage

Any of life's basic pleasures, as defined by the person whose scruffage it is.

Can fall in to any category - good food, cigarettes, drugs, etc.

... and Snuckle-puss was allowed his scruffage. For what is life without one's scruffage?

by deadlift500kg November 27, 2010

Scruffing

During sex, when beard stuble irritates the female's skin in special areas.

Last night Kelli and I were having sex and my two day old beard lead to severe scruffing around her neck and "other" areas.

by scruffer February 22, 2009

Scruffie

A game where you tie a stuffed animal onto some string and put it in the middle of the road at night and hide behind something, and pull it when a car comes.

"you wanna play Scruffie tonight?"
"yeah that game is hilarious!

by Scuffielover222 June 17, 2010

Scruffy Nuts

scruffy nuts

1. Term for your underperforming ghetto intern.

2. Something you get after your ole lady wants you to match her pubic style

1. Hey Scruffy Nuts! Where's dat cup Coffee biatch?

2. The ole lady, she sayz "You aints touchin' me wit da fro in yous pants!" SOz I'zhafed my bags an nows I a trippin with the scruffy nuts!...

by The Moss's Ass January 21, 2005

Stroff

To bend an erection until the structural integrity of the internal bladder is compromised.

"You hit me on the head with that beer bottle again when I'm down on you, and I'll stroff you until you can't get it up!"

by Blanket Crustifier April 1, 2009

Scruffy puppy

Two lesbians with 70s bushes that scissor each other.

Watch those two lesbians scruffy puppy each other.

by Scruffy puppy January 11, 2016

scroffmart

Referring to a discount department store with "mart" in the name; usually where scroffs can be found dragging one or more screaming kids around by their arms.

The local Scroffmart usually has the lowest prices on cigarettes, pop, and beer.
(Walmart, Kmart, etc.)

by Blonde2Fast March 7, 2009