schmageggy 

when an inexperienced chef makes scrambled eggs that have been cooked to the point of liquidisation.

"i made you schmageggy on toast, johnny"

schmageggy by umbie March 22, 2004

burping schmeghole 

A vagina that can expel a copious amount of thick fluid similiar to mayonaise.

I had to take my slacks to the cleaners after that juice was launched from her burping schmeghole.

burping schmeghole by nightfly November 7, 2003

Schmegma  

The dirty drop of ball sweat mixed with nasty fremunda cheese hanging in mid air between your balls and pants.

"Dude my schmegma had like 3 seconds of air that time"

Schmegma by Frank Bertolli April 22, 2008

schmear 

A cocky and arrogant person who suprisingly has many friends who look past these faults

I can't believe that cocky Schmear won homecoming king!!

schmear by settler69 February 20, 2008

schmeck 

Gay motherfucker, frequently the object of affection of the men of Boston. Frequently plays with PuBEs.

"Yah, I know Schmeck, I used to do him up the ass." -Job

schmeck by Anonymous July 7, 2003

schmecken 

This word is recommended for use on a younger sibling of whom smells and looks like a dog. It is a command used as a method of telling someone to rub their face into something, such as food or shite, just as a dog would do.

"dont tell mum coz if u do you must schmecken these" (pointing to nana's cottontails)

schmecken by umbie March 24, 2004

Schmear 

Noun: The crystalline residue that forms on the smooth plastic surface of a cellular telephone display by one’s ear during a call. If the display is not wiped off on one’s pant leg after each use, schmear will solidify into the characteristic hardened crystalline coating. Schmear will require the application of a solvent, sometimes saliva, to restore the normal appearance of the display. Also spelled Schm-Ear.

Dude, the schmear on my phone was so bad I had to lick it off to see who was calling.

Schmear by Mike G October 18, 2005