Seattleite

1: inhabitants of Seattle
2: one who rarely sees natural sunlights, esp. from September thru July.
3: <old Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses valuable stock options.
4: <new Eng.> often refers to someone, who is computer savvy and possesses worthless stock options.

"Bill Gates is a Seattleite."

by Kyle January 15, 2004

Seattle Ice

Refers to the "friendliness" of Seattleites (Seattle Ice), who think they are all liberal and free-thinking, but have sticks up their asses and venemously hate you if you think differently than them.

A: "Did you see those two etiolated, beady-eyed, social-anxiety-having motherfuckers do everything possible to avoid looking at or even acknowledging me?"
B: "Seattle Ice!"

by Gojogongua November 8, 2008

Seattleite

(noun)
1. An basic reference to a resident of the City of Seattle. This is commonly in reference to anyone around the Seattle area, but when properly used, concerns only with the residents of the City. A resident of Mercer Island or Bellevue, for example, are not "hip" enough to be considered to be true Seattleites.
2. (slang) A mildly derogative term for someone who consumes an excessive amount of coffee. This definition developed under the common conception that all Seattleites do is drink coffee, listen to indie rock, and act snobby.
3. A pretentious "hipster" who resides anywhere in western Washington, reads "The Stranger," and thinks they are "open-minded" because they attended an anti-WTO rally. Phyiscal characteristics may include pretentious goatee and somber paleness. Unmatching "hipster" clothes are also a must.

Jack is a Seattleite; he lives close to Pike/Pine and spends half of his time sipping chai tea and studying for his bachelor's degree.

by Mr. Opal April 14, 2006

seattle switch

While a male and female are engaging in sexual intercouse using the doggy style position, the man very quickly pulls out, and his friend (standing by and ready to go) inserts into the female, male #1 runs outside and around to the window and waves at his female partner as she is being nailed by male #2.

Alex: Hey man I'm going to rail my girlfriend tonight, do you wanna pull the seattle switch on her with me?
Drew: Hell yeah bro.

LATER THAT NIGHT

Alex: AW YEAH BABY
Woman: GIVE IT TO ME
Alex: (pulls out quickly)
Drew: (quickly inserts)
Alex: (runs out of room)
WOMAN: YEEEESSSSS
Alex: (waving through the window from outside)
WOMAN: WHAT THE F$%&!!!!!!
Drew and Alex: hahahahaha

by niggy johnson September 19, 2009

Scuttlehole

A woman who tries to appear upscale and sophisticated yet can't cover the fact that she is trashy. Derived from the name of a road in Southampton, NY.

That scuttlehole spilling her Veuve Rich on your boyfriend needs to wear a bra with that dress.

by KrispyDC July 15, 2017

Seattle Seahawks

Professional American football team based in the Pacific Northwest corner of the United States. Everyone rips on them, but they've been to three Super Bowls in nine years. Robbed in XL, won XLVIII, and lost XLIX. (barely.) They currently have arguably the coolest blue uniforms in the league. Their stadium is a nightmare for visiting teams, because the Seahawks usually win at home, and also because of the constant rain and deafening crowd noise.

Hawks fan #1: "Why didn't the Seattle Seahawks run the damn ball on the one yard line?!?!?"
Hawks fan #2: "It happened. Let it go. At least they weren't robbed by the refs again."
Hawks fan #1: "Yeah... you're right. And having one Lombardi Trophy is a heck of a lot better than none."

by Hawks.Fan.12 May 21, 2019

Seattle Swordfish

The sexual act when one curcumsised man pulls the foreskin from an uncurcumsised man over his penis, and proceeds to jerk them both off. Which then he proceeds to ejaculate inside the mans foreskin then sucks out his semen by performing oral sex.

My boyfriend Demarcus really enjoys a good Seattle Swordfish.

by FelchForLife84 April 11, 2022