hairy sandy

When you eat a girl out and it's so hairy you get some stuck in your teeth

I gave my girlfriend a hairy sandy and I had hair in my mouth for a week

by Mah niqqa April 10, 2014

Creamy Sandy Swirly

The act of severing a man's cock, blending it on the highest setting of the blender, and force feeding it to them while massaging their balls.

Bro, I thought the night was over until she gave me a creamy sandy swirly, it was so rad!

by Deep Hot Tongue May 6, 2014

cock scandal

Typically, this involves any kind of event that is perceived to be morally wrong - but involving cocks. Firstly, a cock scandal is normally a gay man that desires cock so badly they will go to absolutely any lengths to get it. Secondly, a cock scandal could potentially rise to mainstream media sources especially if it someone famous.

I can't believe he shagged his boyfriends dad! Jerome literally has created such a cock scandal. The press will be all over this, he needs to be careful.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Slippery Sandy

While having sexual intercourse with your lover, Throw them on their back and shove a fistful of sand up their rectum, until they scream Sandy cheeks and shake and quiver.

Hey Mikey, remember that time I gave you a Slippery Sandy in the back of the trailer. And you screamed so loud that Craig heard you say Sandy Cheeks.

by Mikeys Secret Lover September 27, 2020

isle of scandalucia

a place of scandal. A rip off.

"That there dodgy geezer tried to sell me one of his hoo-ers for $600"
"Man, that guy's from the isle of Scandalucia!"

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Pete Strict's candy

Discipline, usually harsh. Originating in Appalachian slang.

"If you don't behave you'll get Pete Strict's candy for sure."

by Lauribug May 18, 2010

Sandy Fountain

The plume of dust from a sandy vagina caused by a qeaf induced by bodily gas or repeated pounding in the ass.

Tom's Mom released a sandy fountain in his face yesterday.

by pete December 16, 2004