Sandy Dib-Dab

When at the beach, sand is lodged underneath the foreskin of the penis and gets stuck.

"Dave was skeptical about visiting the nudist beach; when he heard about how John got a sandy dib-dab last time.
"Bob decided never to try sex on the beach again as he had to deal with a sandy dib-dab"

by TheGuyYouWishYouWerent June 4, 2017

sandy recliner

When you are having pitty sex with a woman and she sits on you like a cowgirl then leans back so her feet are in your face while she lays on your knees like a recliner while you rib her shins with your rough hands so it feels like gritty sand on her legs.

Guy 1: " It was so hot. Me and Barbra had amazing intercourse last night. We even did a Sandy recliner!"
Guy2: "Man I wish that sounds as hot as the bond between me and my uncle on a cold night"

by Atterb July 18, 2017

sandylice

A ugly whore that usually looks like a sack of patatoes

Yo the girl is such a sandylice

by |Tim Tim|| August 12, 2017

sandy pony

The act of receiving road head while driving an electric beach/golf cart in Chincoteague Island National Wildlife Refuge, Commonwealth of Virginia.

Tito maintained diligent focus while receiving a Sandy Pony from Tina.

by Wandermuffin April 19, 2018

Sandy Clegane

The act of throwing sand in the face of a partner you have performed an angry dragon on to give the appearance of scarred flesh covered by a beard.

That asshole Chad gave me a Sandy Clegane last night and now I have sand in my sinuses and he keeps calling me the hound.

by Sandy Clegane April 23, 2018

Sandy Benis

When your playing a game and another player pissed you off.

I just got spawn killed, now I have a sandy benis!

by Motchell May 5, 2018

SandyMcTaint

Remember when you were 6 with those little mesh intiriors inside you’re bathing suit? Then you go to the beach get some sand in your gooch and then get some awful chafe on your cock and taters? That’s SandyMcTaint

SandyMcTaint is best treated by clearing the gooch of sand particles and then follow that with a towel to dry off. Proceed by applying gold bond body powder.

Should be good as new in 2-3 days.

Man, I have some awful SandyMcTaint on my genitals.

by Corn nut Cheney May 9, 2018