Simona

Simona is a middle aged lady. She yells for no reason, and doesn't permit nice smells in her class (for risk of an L1)
Simona is annoying.

''oh my gosh ms simona won't shup up''

by Clara Sophie November 28, 2022

elijah salmon

fucking hot ass babe who doesn't care what others think and is a super fast runner/great soccer player

Who is the hottest on the team?
Obviously Elijah Salmon

by mydudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 13, 2018

midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night

"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"

by captainthicc May 27, 2020

Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

saison

Water buffalo

Wow you look like a "saison"!

by Pecky Becky January 30, 2014

Samona

Beautiful, Courageous, Intelligent, Melaninated Queen, Undefined, God-Fearing ,

Samona Tuck is a beautiful black girl, that succeeds through faith and courage.

by RealBlackGirlMagiiic December 21, 2016

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008