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Person 3: I have Sylvesterphobia.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself.
Person 3: Ok.
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Person 3: I have Sylvesterphobia.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself.
Person 3: Ok.
Sus noices intensifies
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Get the sylau mug.Truly the best. He has blonde hair, and blue eyes that I can get lost in. He can light up the whole world, just with one smile. He’s very athletic, usually plays either soccer. He’s so playful, and caring about everyone. He’s that kind of person who pretends not to care, but he truly cares. Sweet as sugar, or cold as ice. Hurt him once, and he’ll break you thrice. That’s the type of person he is. Truly lovely, only if you treat him that way. This may seem weird. Yet he always makes the dirtiest, yet lovable jokes. You see, if you meet a Sylas, make sure to care for him. You’ll never want to lose someone like him.
Girl: Oh, Sylas is such a charmer. I can get lost in those blue eyes!
Guy: Bro, why the hell would you wanna hang out with someone like him? My name is Luka.
Sylas: LUKAT DEEZ NUTS *look at deez nuts* ALSO, FUCK YOU.
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Sylas: LUKAT DEEZ NUTS *look at deez nuts* ALSO, FUCK YOU.
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Hitlercunnyrapist: "all trans people are groomers and degenerates"
*checks profile and sees lolicon porn in the repost and likes*
"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
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"Sylveon's law strikes again!"
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A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was Jordan sylvester. Your such a bitch.
by prooooo June 12, 2013
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