Cynical Asshole Syndrome is a condition that makes the majority of things in everyday life seem shit and meaningless.
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
CAS usually develops as a person gets older but can occur from as early as birth.
It is believed to be linked to the following:
Popular Culture
Fucking Awful Hollywood Movies
Advertising
TV Shows such as X-Factor, I'm a Celebrity, Big Brother and Jersey/Geordie Shore
Paris Hilton
Mcdonalds
Insecurity
TV Soap Operas
Luck
Justin Bieber
Having your heart stamped on by an ex-partner
PTD (Post Travel Depression)
Having shitty parents
Trauma/Stress
Rebecca Black
CAS is infectious and can spread to other people. Infection becomes more likely to those that spend alot of time with a current CAS sufferer.
In extreme cases CAS can develop into Gothic Syndrome
To think of Mike as pessimist is a true understatement so he actually so pessimistic he must have Cynical Asshole Syndrome (CAS)
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Still Bigger Than You Syndrome.
A popular response when a friend comments on your muscular attributes.
A popular response when a friend comments on your muscular attributes.
Me: "I'm getting hella ripped, bro."
Friend: "Your tris are kind of lacking tho.."
Me: "I know, man...I have SBTY Syndrome."
Friend: "Whaaaaa?"
Me: "STILL BIGGER THAN YOU SYNDROME, BITCH."
Friend: "Your tris are kind of lacking tho.."
Me: "I know, man...I have SBTY Syndrome."
Friend: "Whaaaaa?"
Me: "STILL BIGGER THAN YOU SYNDROME, BITCH."
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student in the same class:Hi my name is steve what's yours?
eighth grade syndrome kid:Hello,i am the hero of this world ad i will defeat every evil i see.
eighth grade syndrome kid:Hello,i am the hero of this world ad i will defeat every evil i see.
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See Stockholm Syndrome
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John: P-p-p-poker face
Andrew: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
John: Sorry, man. My sister added Lady Gaga to our iTunes and I'm suffering from a serious case of Songholm Syndrome.
Andrew: Dude, what the hell are you doing?
John: Sorry, man. My sister added Lady Gaga to our iTunes and I'm suffering from a serious case of Songholm Syndrome.
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I forgot my PIN number when I went to use the ATM machine!
(translation) I forgot my Personal Identification Number number when I went to use the Automatic Teller Machine machine!
You will note the irony of the Acronym itself, which stands for Redundant Acronym Syndrome syndrome, which is a RAS syndrome itself!
(translation) I forgot my Personal Identification Number number when I went to use the Automatic Teller Machine machine!
You will note the irony of the Acronym itself, which stands for Redundant Acronym Syndrome syndrome, which is a RAS syndrome itself!
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2.Too stupid to reproduce for own benefit
2.Too stupid to reproduce for own benefit
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