stiffy chugger

one who "chugs" or quickly swallows a "stiffy", aka boner, hard-on, wood, tube steak, skin flute, or for those of you who are still in the dark, an erect penis; blowjob

can also be used via chug my stiffy or i got my stiffy chugged

"does she give good head?"

"yeah, she's a damn good stiffy chugger"
or
"yeah, she chugged my stiffy"
or
as an insult

"chug my stiffy!"

by wimbo October 7, 2009

Stiffy

A stiffy is an extended clip on a gun.

My gun has got a stiffy

by Urban gang November 29, 2017

Lady-stiffy

The result in a female's panty area when a heightened state of sexual arousal is achieved.

"When Hugh Jackman ripped his top off in X-Men, I got a right lady-stiffy, I can tell you.

by Eema Braazkumov November 30, 2013

sturfy

ground up to the extent that something is no longer edible. often used when talking about mangling a bull's testicles.

although my balls were strangely textured and sturfy from the tractor incident, howard let me teabag him. he threw up.

by GLADYS HOMINGWORM February 19, 2007

stuffed piñata

When a girl fills her orifices with several types of candy. Somebody then proceeds to push on her stomach, which forces the candy to come out like a piñata.

"I made Brandy a stuffed piñata last night. I can't believe how fast the candy shot out."

by The stuffed piñata. September 23, 2013

Double Stuffed Eiffel Tower

When 2 dudes, have 2 chicks bent over doggy style facing each other. The dudes are hitting it from the back, while the chicks makeout. While the dudes give a double high-five over both girls.

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by Evan and Chris October 22, 2008

Cock Stuffing

Apparently somewhat on the fringe in gay circles, but involves using thin, cylindrical items (thermometers, wire, rubber worms, etc.), and inserting them into the dick hole. Over many months, continue to gradually ream out the hole-at-the-head with larger items, thus ultimately allowing your "buddy" to obtain the goal of fucking your urethra. Wow!

by tnt May 1, 2003