stripperific

Something that is an equal to the feeling of watching a stripper.

Dude this bitch was stripperific.

by Blakhell July 20, 2006

a.m. stripper

a low-grade exotic dancer, usually not the most attractive dancer in the establishment, who performs for the hung-over, non-tipping patrons during morning hours.

The burnt-out, stretch-marked alcoholic can barely afford her skanky clothes with the meager wages of her a.m. stripper job.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry

Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative

by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003

Stripper's Diet

Cocaine and water.

Candy asks Tabitha how to lose a few pounds. She slyly recommends the Stripper's Diet: cocaine and water, that's all it takes.

by LisaNoah March 31, 2011

San Francisco slippers

derogatory term for kneepads

Before you start laying that tile in the kitchen, put on your San Francisco slippers so you don't hurt your knees.

by cspri May 31, 2006

Stripper Juice

A combination of sweat/secretions and glitter (sometimes with tears re 'their life choices') often left on a customer after a lap dance

"Oh man as soon as I go home I have to shower this stripper juice off me before my girl smells it and kills me"

by CaliJ June 9, 2007

snippers

Those who wield the sinpper riffle. Not to be confused with snipers.

"Don't worry, I've hired some snippers for the job.

by The Diet Coke of Evil April 8, 2010