steaming loaf

1. artisan bread cooked in a clay pot

2. an outdoor or semi-outdoor shit in the winter

1. "The timer buzzed, announcing to Sally that the steaming loaf was done baking."

2. "The line to the bathroom wasn't getting any shorter, so Dan baked a steaming loaf in the solarium for all to enjoy."

by Loaf Leaver May 14, 2011

Steam Fort

The warm area inside the shower stall after a shower.
If it's cold in your bathroom you grab your towel and shut the shower door to keep the warmth and steam inside.
Could also refer to a small bathroom if the steam filled the entire room.

Don't open the door! She's in her steam fort

by Darkbrew November 6, 2010

Steamed Dumpling

The female version of a blumpkin. That is, eating out a chick while shes taking a shit.

My neck hurts so bad from the steamed dumpling I gave my wife last night.

by JorgonQ May 17, 2015

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 1, 2011

steaming taco

When a woman begs to cum because deep down Inside she is a closet slut.

Please let me squirt my steaming taco.

by FfC-BerSerkxL March 18, 2015

steamed mask

Steamed Mask refers to a sterile face mask that has been used to prevent a virus outbreak that has then been steamed in a steamer and re-worn.
Suggested by the all-knowing Ann Chiang, there is no need to buy a new mask for the 2019 nCoV outbreak, you can steam it and it's totally disinfected.

When Ann Chiang mentioned she wore a steamed mask, medical sector lawmaker Pierre Chan said this is simply a "horrible" idea and he appealed to people not to take up the suggestion.

Carrie Lam to Xi: I'd steam my mask for you any day.

by p3ppap1g February 5, 2020

steam blowing

When two guys are so oblivious to looking gay they don't realize it. What they do know is that they have a problem, but instead of facing it they party, which really means to triangulate a damsel in distress into a hit and run to try to make her look bad to shield the truth she speaks and everyone sees.

Haven't you noticed? He's got to be steam blowing him.

by Blowing bubble chasing rainbow May 14, 2017