2 year head start

Oh? How did you get that?

Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2024

Don't Let's Start

Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
When you are alone
You are the cat, you are the phone, you are an animal
The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow to an animal
Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound
D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you're my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
No one in the world ever gets what they want, and that is beautiful
Everybody dies frustrated and sad, and that is beautiful

They want what they're not, and I wish they would stop singing
"Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-depadepa
Deputy-dog-dog-a-ding-dang-depadepa"
D, world destruction
Over and overture
N, do I need apostrophe
T, need this torture?
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around
I don't want to live in this world anymore
I don't want to live in this world
Don't, don't, don't let's start
This is the worst part
Could believe for all the world
That you are my precious little girl
But don't, don't, don't let's start
I've got a weak heart
And I don't get around how you get around

by Txorromorro March 4, 2025

Blow up everything and start fresh

Kill everything

After reading “gay sex” on urban dictionary they need to blow up everything and start fresh

by SecretJewRitual April 28, 2025

Blow up everything and start fresh

Kill everything

After looking up and reading “gay sex” on urban dictionary, they need to blow up everything and start fresh

by SecretJewRitual April 28, 2025

We Didn't Start the Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon. Studebaker, Television, North Korea, South Korea, Marylin Monroe.

Rosenberg, H-Bomb. Sugar Ray, Panmunjom. Brando, The King and I, and the Catcher in the Rye, Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana, goodbye

We Didn't Start the Fire it was always burning since the world's been turning,

We Didn't Start the Fire, no we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it.

by Kim Jin Un January 17, 2026

Before You Start Your Day

A twenty øne piløts song. Also the most fucking underrated song ever

Person 1: My favorite tøp song is Stressed Out
Person 2: Mine is Car Radio
Person 1: How bout you Person 3?
Person 3: Before You Start Your Day
Person 1 & 2: Ew that song sucks
Person 3: what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch?

by real_mrbreast June 9, 2025

Lawnmower Pull-Start

The act of yanking a partner’s pubic hair to get them “started.”

Dude, my girlfriend did a "Lawnmower Pull-Start" on me today! That shit hurt, but holy hell did that turn me on!

by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025