Fresno Stating

When a sports team gives its fans hope only to blow it by shooting itself in the foot season after season, sport after sport.

Jim- “We look great this game. We should win this!”

Bob- “Don’t get too excited. They’ll end up Fresno Stating”

by Fresno49er November 6, 2018

Kentucky String Cheese

When two guys cum, push their penis heads together, then move backwards, making a string of cum.

Last night me and my boyfriend, Noah, decided to take things to another level and Kentucky string cheese with each other. The cum was long and got up to three feet.

by Jewlz&Woody March 6, 2020

blank stairing man

the most horrifying thing in exsistance, the one true thing that haunts all our dreams, and only the blank stairing man knows just the amount of torture he can bring, filling up the whole r/wilbur soot subreddit!

friend 1 Hey, let's check out the r/wilbursoot subreddit!

friend 2 good idea!

the subreddit *blank stairing man*

both friends die in sync

by soggy bean April 10, 2020

italian string

What Pennsylvanians call spaghetti.

What did you have for dinner last night? I had some italian string.

by snazzysnails May 10, 2020

hand stringing

The activity of putting string around each finger on your hand and then attaching the other ends to your cock and pleasuring yourself.

Dude 1: bro have u seen this new trend hand stringing?
Dude 2: yeh it seems kinda kinky

by Daddy johnes October 10, 2020

worm on a string

a fuzzy worm with googley eyes and an invisible thread. It was a toy in the 1970s but has quickly gained popularity in both fly fishing bait and a beloved creature on youtube, TikTok and Tumblr. Many people customize these cute creatures with pine cleaners to make Chad worm. They can also make thicc worm pillow. Praise thy worm.

Becky: What's That?
Chad: Its a worm on a string
Becky: what does it do?
Chad: Everthing

by Justalonleygay69 December 27, 2020

second string

A fat desperate guy that serves as back up to the main man when you're bored. Someone just to hang around to take up ones time. Lacks all the qualities of your main guy but is sufficient if marginal company when you're bored. Someone who you really don't care about.

That fat guy you were talking to is second string to the real deal.

by s.z.d. January 17, 2008