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Sofahodgehodge

Fat stupid slag (well it would be a slag if it wasn't soo fucking fat) Two faced mainly and alwaaaaayyys!!!!!!!! fat!!!!!!
Sofahodgehodge is a Bitch. Fat bitch> too much nandos (also mcdonalds where they work. surprise, surprise)

stupid bitch
by fudecock January 7, 2012
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Sofatek

Sofatek - A high-tech custom sofa manufacturer in the USA that manufactures, sells and imports quality furniture on the internet. Sofatek is an accumulation of small custom American furniture manufacturers, interior designers, textile and delivery companies, that organize a common bond to compete with case goods and services from other countries. This common bond was forged due to the ongoing bad United States economy causing American furniture manufacturers and related companies to start closing their doors, due to the low cost of imported goods and services.

Sofatek utilizes a computerized approach (cloud servers) or Sofatek approach to manufacture, design, sell and distribute furniture on the internet. Sofatek is a highly computerized firm that networks suppliers, orders, custom furniture designs with their interior designers, manufacturers and delivery companies to lower costs and increase profits.
Sofatek ’s goal by 2015 is to be the number one USA custom furniture manufacturer of American made products on the internet.
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by amonra January 15, 2012
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Sofa Fishing

Fishing inside a couch for random things. Often played by Earl Pickles & his grandson Nelson Wolfe. Crazy things happen when you Sofa Fish. TRY IT!
Earl: Hey Nelson, let's go Sofa Fishing today!

Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!

Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.

Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!

Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 17, 2012
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softs

People that are extremely porous (believing) to mostly everything that they are told.

These types of people are easily used and can be manipulated into performing acts of harm or good without question maybe not even realizing that they are doing it for the gain of the user. Brainwashing techniques can be very effective on these types of people.

The word "softs" means that they are mouldable. Liking to the similarities to a soft material such as putty or wax.

Not to be confused with a softie.
The woman was a soft. She's unable to see that her "friends" are using her.

He is such a soft. He cant see whats really going on around him.

The groups of softs are being told lies and they are believing it.
by Anatom August 18, 2018
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sofso

Sabrina: wanna do sofso?
Miguel: yeah!
by Maya.bitch September 15, 2018
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sofa

18-21 inches of course, but as dumb as a rock. Sofa is as tall as a fucking tree with hair like a sprout. This thing is terrible at video games and always says "no".
by jcrollie October 6, 2020
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sofa sex knee

Injury incurred whilst making love on a sofa
Dude why are you hobbling?
I have sofa sex knee from shagging my women whilst my best friend hid in the bedroom
by AtomicJay May 4, 2021
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