smore

A skanky man whore; a man who no one really likes but is really good sex.

girl 1: omg! did u hear? Brian fucked another girl!

girl 2: r u kidding me?! that's his third one today!!

girl 3: yea, what a smore.

by s'more October 23, 2007

smorgasbord

A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.

Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"

Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."

Sven - "Tiiiiight"

by Jhemp September 9, 2009

smoft

Adj. A conjunction of the words soft and smell. Used to describe the majority of attractive women, reflecting the general comfort one feels when holding her in your arms.

Jimi: All I know about women is two things: they're soft and they smell nice.
Jason: So they're sort of... smoft?
Jimi: Yeah, smoft.

by skyywise May 26, 2004

Smores

A threesome involving two males of Hispanic heritage and a half-black-half-white female, with the female in the middle.

"Smores" is named for a camptime food involving two graham crackers sandwiching a piece of chocolate and a marshmallow.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker April 18, 2006

SMORES

its when the guy shits on the girls chest and then cums on the shit. then he mixes it with a vibrating dildo.

Smief mad smores with the dog aka michlle atencio

by O'Doyle November 6, 2004

smorben

V. possessing the properties of being grotesquesly obese, and retarded to the point of dabilitatation, and delusion.

i ain't got sh*t do n*gs f*ckas, memember the time at the SMORBEN.. lawls a lot

by Mowgs1986 May 2, 2006

Smirfy Doodle Head

(n.) A person addicted to the drug heroin, often referred to as a "smirf". Seeing as the drug brings you brainpower down, you are referred to as a doodle head. Bring it all together, and you have a "Smirfy Doodle Head"

"I wish I never had to deal with that smirfy doodle head robbing me to get high in the first place, he ruined my night"

by h001200 December 30, 2011