Smoofus

An affectionate phrase for a smug doofus.

Dr. John was making fun of our evening plans. He was being such a smoofus.

by SarahConor November 12, 2018

Smooface

A word used to describe the facial expression of a smug doofus.

Dr. Max had such a smooface in the morning meeting!

by SarahConor November 12, 2018

Smoocher Face

Two members of a couple attached at the face.

The science behind this phenomenon involves a magnetic pull from inside both member's noses that slowly draws them closer and closer until they WHAM! Smash right into each other's faces. This is where the smooching begins.

There is no known cure for the smoocher face and I would advise you stay faaar away because it is HIGHLY contagious among members of the opposite sex.

If you are a smoocher face, please stay away from Carl's Jr. and other public areas because moms are an enemy of the smoocher face and WILL complain about the massive makeout session you won't be able to help havng in front of their 6 year old.

"Wow, kyle and Kirstyn were being total smoocher faces today, like seriously get a room!" <33

by MissAnimeCharacter April 28, 2011

Shmoofled

verb 1. To loose all sensory input, causing terror.

While playing a CSGO match, I was shmoofled, causing a swift death for me.

by WolfieKitten July 26, 2016

smdof

set my dick on fire

Victoria: "Hey can you send me a picture of your study guide for the test tomorrow?"
Beck: "SMDOF; the test is tomorrow?!!"

by dickonfire July 28, 2016

Smooch Up

A cross between kiss up and schmoozing. Specifically, it means to network with someone while taking care to be as much of a kiss ass as possible with the intent of gaining something from that specific someone.

Mary is the CTO there. You should smooch up to her and see if she'll offer you a job.

by DrinkerOfMonster August 24, 2016

smoochification

Smoochified and emphasis added, such as glitter bombing a huge load of spunk laid across a truck door.

Smoochification by glitter bomb on that hoochie smoochy

by SmoochyKeech October 28, 2016