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He WAS a well-natured marathi boy, well at least that was until MARCH 18TH 2022. On this very solemn day, a hint of shit, smeared along the back wall, was spotted by our very own saranyan. An investigation into the smearer had commenced and the FBI had been involved. Little known to shyam(sunder) and rishi, the smearer was among us.
This conclusion was made no further than looking at his name. SAI SAMEER SATPUTE. ALSO KNOWN AS SAI ISMEARSHITONTHEWALLS SATPUTE. For the readers sake we will refer to this criminal as SHMEAR from now on. Shmears ancestry traces back to the shingle bingle tribe that travelled from Uranus by ship. This ship was commanded by COMMANDER SHMEAR (his father) and was powered by the flatulence of 264 LORD SHMEARS. Once General Shmear landed on the Earth he was dumbfounded by the lack of shit around him. He took it upon himself to spread the smear and hence, started shitting in the high school bathrooms. From the floor to the sink to the walls, he smeared every-fucking-where.
This conclusion was made no further than looking at his name. SAI SAMEER SATPUTE. ALSO KNOWN AS SAI ISMEARSHITONTHEWALLS SATPUTE. For the readers sake we will refer to this criminal as SHMEAR from now on. Shmears ancestry traces back to the shingle bingle tribe that travelled from Uranus by ship. This ship was commanded by COMMANDER SHMEAR (his father) and was powered by the flatulence of 264 LORD SHMEARS. Once General Shmear landed on the Earth he was dumbfounded by the lack of shit around him. He took it upon himself to spread the smear and hence, started shitting in the high school bathrooms. From the floor to the sink to the walls, he smeared every-fucking-where.
SARANYAN: eww what is that brown thing on the wall
SHYAM (sunder): that right there, buddy, is the infamous work of General Shmear
RISHI: NOT GENERAL SMEAR :O😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
SHYAM (sunder): that right there, buddy, is the infamous work of General Shmear
RISHI: NOT GENERAL SMEAR :O😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
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indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
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some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
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