SMAT

A SMAT is an acronym for “small mischievous ant towel”. This word is usually found when describing someone awful/ annoying.

“Wow, the squip in the Be More Chill musical is such a SMAT! I hate him! Micheal is so much better.”

by Iamaqueber September 15, 2018

Smatje

A Dutch slang for hot girl

Yo, check that girl. She is definitely a smatje.

by Dikke toeter November 29, 2018

Smat

When one is small and fat

Ryne: Can you tell me how she looked again?
Dahyanna: She is the smat one. You've see her before.

by Confetti Wap December 13, 2018

SMAP

The act of knowing you are correct, but not knowing how to explain yourself.

“Ugh I don’t know how to explain it. This is a total smap”

“I don’t know how to explain it guys! I just smaped”

by okberryswag December 31, 2018

Smartphone Leech

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.

Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!

by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019

Smatch

A smart match

"I met Colin for the first time after we matched on tinder and he told me he's studying the same subject as I do and is into penguin-orgys as well"
"Well he seems like a guy as interlectual and dirty minded as you are - thats a smatch"

by Tanscha June 6, 2019

Smatter

What’s a matter

What’s smatter poppet?

by wickothedico June 21, 2019