Urban Titty Slapping

Urban Titty Slapping is a modern sport in which participants must approach an unsuspecting female stranger (preferably with large breasts), cup her breast with one hand while the other hand repeatedly slaps her breast. The participant must run away before he or she can be held accountable. 1 point is awarded for each Titty Slap, multipliers are awarded if the breast is exposed while slapping and in cases where the titties being slapped are magnificent.

In an amazing milestone in Urban Titty Slapping history, Adrian scored 20 titty slaps in a row and received a multiplier of x3 for slapping an amazing titty.

by DukeyBoy April 18, 2012

Slapping Bag

A Slapping Bag is a sleeping bag that you and your girl can fit inside comfortably and still have room to play around.

Bro 1:Me and Jen's sister are going camping!
Bro 2: Sweet! Dont forget your Slapping Bag.

by The Great Dunnski December 29, 2009

Jello Slapping

Jello Slapping is the most amazing form of entertainment known to man.
IT AWESOME!

'Hey dude, yesterday I did some Jello Slapping!'
-'Woah, thats cool. I got to do that with you someday!' :D

by Thejelloslapper August 4, 2010

Slaying your Dragon

A synonym for jacking it or male masterbation

The tall nerdy kid in flannel got back from class and asked his roommate "Were you slaying your dragon?", in an accusatory tone. Then his roommate, a fugacious flannel wearer himself answered "No but I'll slay your dragon, we do share a bedroom". "Ok high five" said the tall nerdy kid.

by Mark William Steiner February 1, 2010

Dicks Out For Slaking

Just like the popular meme "Dicks Out For Harambe" but towards another ape like creature.

Dude 1: Hey have you heard about our lord and savior slaking?
Dude 2: Um you mean harambe right?
Dude 1: no wrong gorilla...
*Dude 2 googles the word "Slaking"
Dude 2: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude 1: DICKS OUT FOR SLAKING!

by TerryForPrez August 21, 2016

slapping bitches

If you would like to know more about slapping bitches please contact Kev 'The Bitch Slapper' @ the Blackmiths Arms, he is well experianced bitch slapper. He has no prejudice for the bitches he slaps, he slaps them all equally hard.

Kev never gets tired of slapping bitches

by BigGingerKev May 17, 2006

Slapping the Dickinson

Popular slang for masturbation; also comes in the form 'having a slap', 'slapping' or 'slap of the dickinson'.

Nothing beats Slapping the Dickinson.

by RichardPeterson April 13, 2011