Jared: Man, I had 2 mythic weapons, a medallion, and a crown and I lost it all to some default with a ballistic shield
Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.
Juan: I am not real, Jared. I am just a figment of your imagination. You need real friends soon, you can't just keep talking to me all the time.
by Oklahoma_Man January 20, 2024
Get the Ballistic Shieldmug. by benso411 September 3, 2013
Get the Rooster Shieldingmug. An imaginary shield which you have to protect yourself from the autistic people around you. In other words, one uses it to shy himself from the disease of autism from others.
Person 1: For fuck sake, there they are, Yushi and his autistic, inbred, squinty family.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.
Person 1: Good call.
Person 2: Quick, activate your aut shield. We don't want to be like them.
Person 1: Good call.
by Grannyfucker12345 July 8, 2016
Get the aut shieldmug. English: Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Spanish: Servicio Homologado de Inteligencia, Espionaje, Logística y Defensa.
Spanish: Servicio Homologado de Inteligencia, Espionaje, Logística y Defensa.
SHIELD
by juanantonia March 16, 2022
Get the SHIELDmug. As the name suggests, a shield volcano is broad and flat, like a shield. Made primarily of lava flows, shield volcanoes are less dangerous than the smaller stratovolcanoes. Examples include the Hawaiian islands, the base of Mount Etna (upon which several stratovolcanoes were built), Geldingadalir in Iceland, and Erta Ale in Ethiopia. Their lavas are generally fluid and runny, allowing them to spread farther from a vent than a stratovolcano’s lava would. As they travel farther from their source they eventually cool, forming a new layer to the shield volcano. Their slopes are weak, and thus prone to fissure eruptions, which send curtains of fire hundreds of feet into the air.
Kilauea is a shield volcano in the United States. Its broad surface features a long series of craters (aptly named the Chain of Craters) on its East Rift Zone, extending from the summit to the eastern tip of the Big Island. In May of 2018, a series of fissures emerged in the Leilani Estates, wiping out dozens of homes and creating massive lava flows.
by kteeartroyn November 8, 2021
Get the Shield volcanomug. When you use underwear (preferably clean boxers) as an emergency MASK. You put your head in the waistband and through one leg, allowing the material to cover your leg. You put the other leg, bottom first over the top you your head. Fold the waistband under and you are done and protected.
A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
A "Dirty Commando Shield" would be in an extreme emergency situation when you are forced to remove your underwear and use it as a mask as described above.
I tried to go to the store but they wouldn't let me in without a mask, so I returned to the car and put on my commando shield.
by Lindylvr April 17, 2020
Get the Commando Shieldmug. The girl version of the male toilet sword fight
To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time
To do this act two girls semi squat bum to bum and pee into the same toilet at the same time
by Shield wall June 17, 2024
Get the Shield wallmug.