Shat Money

Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.

Joe: hey billy hows that apple?

Billy: It's shat money yo.

Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.

by texaspride1 January 11, 2012

Shat Their Basket

Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.

Oh man, someone just shat their basket..

by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012

shat chatting

Snap chatting while taking a dump

I was shat chatting my buddy while on the throne. I decided to snap chat my buddy a picture of my dump. It was hilarious

by Unclebuck April 6, 2014

Shat-tastic

When something is so fantastic that you shit yourself.

Drake and Rihanna's performance on the Brit awards was shat-tastic

by Tina'sTestis August 15, 2016

shat on a twat

Another word for shit on a stick

Shat on a twat, get your shat on a twat only for $2

by dictionarydoge December 25, 2016

Shat Chat

A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.

My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.

by JC 24 me January 6, 2017

Shat On A Cat

To ruin one self's or another's chance to get pussy.

Guy 1: Dude I didn't end up getting laid last night
Guy 2: Shat on your cat huh?

Guy 1: George shat on a cat at his date.
Girl 1: Damn, he's had blue balls for weeks.

Guy 1: My dad busted into my room when my girlfriend was over and totally shat on my cat.
Guy 2: I feel you bro, my parents make me keep my door open.

by Kiirah June 2, 2018