sharterstarter

A food, drink, or object (basically any noun) that may have caused your intended shit or fart to become a shart, thereby having something to blame on when you took a “fart” in the middle of a routine.

Bill: Holy shit Dave! Your khakis smell like shit!

Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.

Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.

Dave: Fuck off Bill.

by SharterStarter June 21, 2019

Sharked

When you’re epically dissed.

“Dad will you pick me up a pregnancy test”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”

by Soimmo August 20, 2019

Shafted

When someone of great power fucks you over; makes life difficult. However, respect is still maintained at all times for the figure of authority. The shaftee remains subservient to the shafter.

Man DL Really shafted us today with the dice lab

by ChestTheMolest September 9, 2019

shorted

To receive a short reply in response to a message that you put a lot of thought or effort into.

Friend: "Dude, it took me an hour to draft a three-paragraph essay email to my professor asking for an extension, and all I got in response was 'K'"
You: "Ugh, I hate getting shorted too."

by waffle&lust May 13, 2020

Shafted

(verb) to be shafted; used to describe being royally fucked up by life. Also, it can be used to describe being getting physically or mentally beaten up.

Have you seen her luck recently? Yeah, ever since her breakup, she's been getting absolutely shafted.

by soujaboi_69 July 5, 2020

Shirted

The smell behind the arcade machine or the AC out on the balcony at a hotel

The man I walked pass smelled shirted.

by Salis October 6, 2020

Sharked

To make someone bleed while having sex.

Last night he sharked me.

by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020