mr scannell 

a tilf

luke: wow he’s such a tilf!!

me: I agree mr scannell is a tilf!!

mr scannell by toaster bagh October 1, 2021

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

Dirty spanner 

Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush

Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner

Dirty spanner by Spanner durammrer August 4, 2022

Milf Scanner

People who likes to watch milfs; like there face, breast, butt etc.

"He's not afraid to check out the hot milfs there, he's a total milf scanner".

Milf Scanner by Ilovemilfsonly777 October 28, 2023

swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

swing a spanner by King Tony December 17, 2020

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

Blue tongue spanner by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

slept like a bag of spanners 

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

slept like a bag of spanners by inniiit March 13, 2014