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self blow

act where man sucks his own dick
"Keith got bored and gave himself a self blow and recorded for the hub
by severebadbreath July 15, 2020
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Self-Directed Learning

A phenomenon in which you ask yourself why the fuck you just paid $2000 to hear a professor tell you to watch a YouTube video.
Teacher: “all right class, the next hour will be focused on self-directed learning! Here’s the homework, go ahead and self-direct yourself how to do it!”
Student: “...lazy-ass bitch...”
by Pacific Liberator May 14, 2020
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Self Terminate

To kill youeself.
I can not self terminate so you'll have to lower me into the lava.
by Joey's corp February 24, 2021
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self hatred

the feelin of loathing or hating youself.
I have so much self hatred in me.
by TheApologeticHoser September 30, 2021
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Self-Deprecation

Making fun of oneself for entertainment. It's usually done by people who are depressed, but you shouldn't just assume.
Self-Deprecation is such a common form of humor, even Urban Dictionary itself does it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2021
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Self Abusement

When you hurt yourself like your dad did before he left you
by GeneralAJ August 24, 2021
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Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage
My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven
by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006
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