Morning Seat

use of toilet bowl for #2 in the morning

I am craving some super-spicy-makes-you-scream-on-the-MORNING-SEAT kinda food.

I feel like a King when I'm on my MORNING SEAT.

by viDesi March 13, 2009

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seat politics

the rotation of seats at a party. tatics and sneaky moves are essential part of the game plan go get yourself a seat.

A common occurance when the number of people is greater than the nuimber of seats at the party

he had been putting alot of thought into how to get a seat, thus he enters the seat politics.

When he stood up to use the toliet he forfited his seat in the quick game of seat politics

by scullymkts November 28, 2010

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seat 21

seat 21: child masterbated seamen most likey referenced when talking about a school bus

oh my god you did not just seat 21 on the school bus why didn’t you wait till you got home to watch hentai

by SEAT 21 May 22, 2022

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On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once

Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.

by Lizzie Smith II November 04, 2010

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Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

by Headcircus April 23, 2013

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