"No Schleeling in murpanico!"
by Shrimpimp July 23, 2024
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Get the sclepio mug.Fuck you bitch! I know your tricks! Stop going through my boyfriend's stuff! I have installed trackers on you without looking, so I know when, where, and what time 24/7. I'm on a mission to end Sarah the Whore of Babylon and I am not afraid to include you as well. I see everything! I've even installed eye camera implants without you knowing, so I know what you're up to! Fuck off and I will end you too!
Saleen is a dumbass puppet for the Whore of Babylon Sarah! I will end both of them! - Female Jesus Christ
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 24, 2023
Get the Saleen mug.Saleen is not my boyfriend Leon's soulmate! As I have mentioned before, she is held captive by a fallen angel demon spirit, in complete control of Sarah the Whore of Babylon (her fake mom).
Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).
In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
Her real soulmate is by the name of Thomas, a white blonde guy with blue eyes. She is to save the World with Thomas, but was taken spiritually hostage as to keep her Cyberpunk Hell on Earth dimension from disappearing (happened around December 31, 2022).
In her past, Saleen got kidnapped as a child by fallen angel demon parents to be later used as a human spiritual shield and a trap. I have been friends with Sarah before, so I'm telling the complete truth. However, I'm on the fight to save Saleen with the help of Thomas, but also to protect my Leon from the Whore of Babylon Sarah at all costs.
"Saleen is the soulmate of Thomas, not Leon! Leon is my forever soulmate and girlfriend" - Me (Female Jesus Christ)
by JesusIsLeon'sGirlfriend December 25, 2023
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Get the Sceeching mug.The little watery bit that is in your ketchup bottle. This is not pure ketchup. It is something far more insidious. Made from the tears of orphans, distilled in the River Lethe, consumption of this serum results in a fate worse than death: mild annoyance.
"Can you pass the ketchup? "
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
"You wouldn't want it...it's all schleeg in there."
"I mixed up my eye-drops with schleeg. Now I see the world as a flaming hellscape."
by forcefeedmeschleeg January 5, 2024
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