Smoke Screen

Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.

GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.

by BUCKWYLD June 11, 2009

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Screen Looker

A person who tends to look at other peoples screens in hopes of beating them at any or all first person shooters. He uses the justification that one only plays games to win -- and to achieve this goal it's fine to screen look. A.K.A Brad Baum

Brad Baum, you're such a screen looker. You will leave a hollow life if you continue to do so.

by Humzabin101010101 August 27, 2009

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screen slaver

a person in the workplace who refuses to leave his/her computer screen for lunch or any other break

Joe is such a screen slaver; he eats at his desk every day.

by Brian Salamone February 27, 2007

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black screen

When someone posts a black screen it means they want to be penetrated.

“Yo Robins just posted a black screen he must want to be penetrated.”

by M double o d February 03, 2023

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Peen screen

A green screen used for your penis. Why send a regular dickle pickle when you could send a picture of your dick climbing a mountain or holding a lightsaber?

I’ve been using the peen screen to sext.

by dragon_f*cker July 15, 2019

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