Snake Oil Salesman

1. A con man
2. A male trying to talk a woman into having intercourse with him. The reference comes from a penis somewhat resembling a snake and from oil being an analog for semen.

The snake oil salesman did not present a very convincing case as he still lived with his parents and the lie he told me when he said, "Oh, they're actually staying with me, so I can take care of them." was transparent as both of them were able bodied and still employed.

by BadAtAcronyms June 7, 2017

Sands of Time

a phrase best used at the beach right after some dramatic event. watching the sand slip out of your hand. It's just sands of time. what else is there to say.

"that was serious sands of time."

by daaavid June 27, 2006

Ya tu sabes

You know what i mean

Fan:You are awesome!!!
Singer:Ya tu sabes!!!

by cristianoronaldoking717 August 1, 2008

sales

A job or category of jobs where you make lots of money for doing absolutely nothing. Most people who work in sales think they work hard. They make people who actually do work hard (people in manual labor and some management positions) extremely pissed off. In sales you make some phone calls, send a few emails, occasionally close deals and make tons of money. Most of the time people who work in sales make their money by screwing people over and taking their hard earned money by making them think they need the product or service you're selling.

I fucking hate people who work in sales. They sit on their asses all day making phone calls and talking to people. They make a shit ton of money every year and then turn around and bitch about how tough their lives are

by jimmy james jackaroosky April 5, 2011

wave of sadness

The feeling of sadness that washes over one after masterbation.

"I watched porn... made a mess all over myself... and instantly felt the wave of sadness."

by Jew-Goy December 16, 2008

Sales squid

A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.

Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?

by klausfiend July 31, 2011

sadness

this happens when people on urban dictionary don't accept your definitions... TWICE :(

hey dude, im really sad, HAHA MORE LIKE SADNESS HAHAHA

by high cholesterol child December 6, 2018