The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."
by Rust Belt Jones April 8, 2008
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Phil knew the russians were a force to be reckoned with, his rusmen status however, gave him the protection he needed.
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In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
In the absence of any suitable material with which to create a roach, a make-shift 'filter' can be made by pinching the joint first one way, then the other adjacent to one another.
I say 'filter' with the most relaxed paramters to the term.
1. Take a pre-rolled joint missing its roach.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.
2. Put your two index fingers next to one another on the joint.
3. At the furthest in finger, pinch the joint vertically.
4. At the point of the finger at the end, pinch the joint horizontally.
5. Smoke em if ya got em.
And that my friends,
Is the Russian Pinch.
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Dude, did you see the spooge that last guy brought in?!?
Yeah, it looked like he got it from a rusty well!
Yeah, it looked like he got it from a rusty well!
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Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.
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