Skip to main content

Rudert

V. The act of snapping at people

N. Any of a race of elderly women who snaps at younger persons and tends to wear the same or similar outfits; often confused with a "turkey" but is reality not.
She ruderted at me when I shined a laser pointer at her breast.

In the park...
"Is that a turkey?" said Mike.
"No, it's just a rudert; if she hears you she'll snap at you!" said Jane.
by Schmidtler May 28, 2008
mugGet the Rudert mug.

Road Rudder

A Dutch Rudder performed on a person while they drive a car (much like road head). Warning: do not attempt in a vehicle with manual transmission.
The front seats in Bill's Hummer are too far apart, so instead of road head, I gave him a Road Rudder.
by Antonio and Bassanio December 15, 2008
mugGet the Road Rudder mug.
Related Words

Danish Rounders

the act in which three men have sex with a danish women and continue to switch orifices while having sex with her. In a "musical chair" sort of way.
"Dude lets play danish rounders with that one chick from economics class"!
by Big PNUt March 27, 2010
mugGet the Danish Rounders mug.

g-runner

A g-runner is what occurs when you want to get rid of a girl. this is the method of lying to pick her up, then having sexual relations with her followed by leaving and lying to why you can't see her again.

Usually the lying to get away involves a family member dying
TO GIRL:Hi yeah i really like you but.....i need some time alone as my dad has died...... ...

TO FRIEND AFTER: Yo bro i totally did a g-runner on this girl....
by g-unit6666666 July 16, 2011
mugGet the g-runner mug.

Double Tapered Dutch Rudder

When two gentlemen perform a dutch rudder and both poop during the fluid exchange.
George Brett feel asleep after his double tapered dutch rudder
by 7ftsdmodeler April 27, 2011
mugGet the Double Tapered Dutch Rudder mug.

Kite Runner

1)noun. The book Kite Runner, by Khaled Hosseini about a Afghan man named Amir who returns to his motherland to rectify a mistake.


2)verb. Means to rape someone/something, specifically anal rape. Refers to the book Kite Runner, in which a 12-year-old boy anal rapes a 10-year-old boy. Personified by quick, rhythmic, grunts.

" Assef knelt behind Hassan, put his hands on Hassan's hips and lifted his bare buttocks. He keptone hand on Hassan's back and undid his own belt buckle with his free hand. He unzipped his jeans. Dropped his underwear. He positioned himself behind Hassan...From just around the corner, I could hear Assef's quick, rhythmic grunts."
1)"Kite Runner is a book about a man named Amir who attempts to correct his wrongs."

2)"Dude, I got Kite Runnered by that insane Enlgish test."
"Did you hear? Joey got Kite Runnered!"
by Nicholas Lai September 12, 2005
mugGet the Kite Runner mug.

rounder

A poker player traveling around looking for (usualy) high stake games.
Meet Mike, local rounder.
by Puciek January 8, 2009
mugGet the rounder mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email