Scenic route

Gay porn, the act of taking the back road

My boyfriend wanted to take the scenic route last night

by Country Barbie April 18, 2018

trash route

A path of destruction. Making a large amount of bad decisions.

You're on a trash route doing that.

by NB Words September 22, 2017

Scenic route

The route you want to go when your hopping to get lucky with a girl or a boy.

A: where's darragh going?
B: he's going scenic route with aoibhinn

by Dontgonearthelake:( July 29, 2019

The Route of All Evil

The root of all evil;
The jealousy and envy of those with money, causes hatred that can tear apart families.

How they feel about everything I’ve accomplished is the route of all evil.

by Mamabear1214 August 28, 2020

Dry-rotted

The premature thumbilation of your partners anus.

Dryrotting occurs when a foreign object enters the balloon knot wet but becomes dry while inside.
Dry-rot causes pain and discomfort when reattempting and ultimately ruines the off-road journey down that dirt road.

Y: babe stop. It hurts
M: I might have dry-rotted your asshole, my bad.

by Ass Mechanic April 5, 2021

Curse-Rotted Greatwood

The feeling of being cucked from your ten thousand souls after forty five minutes of trying to defeat this fucking pointless no life ugly looking ass boss, just to find out that you don't even have to defeat him to move into the undeed settlement.

Person 1: " holy fuck the Curse-Rotted Greatwood is really fucking hard"
Person 2:" well you dont even have to defeat it"
Jack Myers:" well i am that good that i can defeat it in seven hits and move onto the undeed settlement with just a bow and a fist up my ass

by racist guy who is a neighbour September 20, 2021

Scenic Route

Having sex with a view.

We stayed at the top floor of a hotel and had a scenic route.

by Your Alpha October 7, 2021