Francine: "Bob, you're two and a half hours late! What took you so long?!"
Bob: "I took the scenic route."
Francine: "Oh, okay. That excuse makes perfect sense and I have no questions pertaining to the circumstances of your lateness beyond that."

The new We Came As Romans albums is chock full of bonerjams.

We were supposed to turn on 13th Street to get to the Capitol, but I guess we can take the scenic route...through Virginia.

I was late to class because I took the scenic route.

"I tried to get out of work before those idiots downstairs in accounting so I wouldn't have to take the scenic route in the elevator ride down"

"Man, that show last night was so boring, I took the scenic route all the way to the front just to tell the lead singer how much they sucked."

My boyfriend wanted to take the scenic route last night