When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.
I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....
by brooklyncityvinny April 30, 2014
Get the The Curtain Rodmug. Rod Stewart is a Scottish singer
he is old.. but still has some classic songs like Sailing and if you think im sexy
definetly should have retired a while ago
and definetly should be classed as a legend all over the world
always seen with a new girl every week who seem to be way to young for him
in other worlds... a very old legend
he is old.. but still has some classic songs like Sailing and if you think im sexy
definetly should have retired a while ago
and definetly should be classed as a legend all over the world
always seen with a new girl every week who seem to be way to young for him
in other worlds... a very old legend
by Dementia February 17, 2006
Get the rod stewartmug. When you have a great idea or sudden realization, and it feels as if a lightning bolt just struck the tip of your penis.
by Lightning_Rodder August 11, 2010
Get the Lightning Rodmug. When you’re giving a woman back shots from hell, then pull out your dick and slap her on face a couple times with it.
by Shon Road April 23, 2020
Get the Dirty Rodmug. "I went to the can to take a leak and this fucking rod rider comes up to me and asks if he can cop a feel!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
Get the rod ridermug. by Hayden S August 18, 2006
Get the stick rodmug. 