shockingly comical undersized phalluswell below the lower bound of average
to otherwise LIE in the extreme
"richard!! is that all you got? I'm gonna use the vibrator instead, good night"
"richard!!" is a common expression of loathing and mockery pre-coitus aborting coitus
"richard!! stopfucking spamming UD with your BULLSHIT DICK claims"
What to get that special lady in your life for Christmas. It's not a diamond ring, it's not a fancy car, and it's not a house in the hills. It's Richard in a box.