Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

Reading Each others Books

to stare at male or female genitalia

Reading each others books would be a highly uncomfortable

by wETPANCE2000 February 28, 2017

Readophile

A person, usually an outcast from society, who has become excessively involved in various forms of lolicon material and accused of being a closet pedophile.
A very important part of the status as a Readophile is that they are in denial of being one, nobody can willingly be a
Readophile.
It is important that the Readophile insists that it is OK for them to obsess over what is essentially child pornography because the material is drawn, regardless of how they truly feel about real people and whether they are actually attracted to children.

"Alex has been absolutely obsessed with lolicon ever since he first got onto the internet, and he's a total readophile too."

by Jarhead11577 May 23, 2018

Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

by Dummydum November 27, 2020

Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male

Not a good idea…

It is not good to be Reading urban dictionary alone at night while also naked as a male.

by Forgive Marcel February 16, 2023

thanksgiving ready

when your pants have enough room for you to get fatter

"these extra stretch pants are thanksgiving ready- no muffin top this year!"

by urbandweller16 August 24, 2011

Dready Ready

When your dreads begin to look luxuriant and badass, you can't help but notice how incredibly awesome your dreads are, even friends are amazed by those glorious locks.

1. Informal: "Damn son, your hair is dope. They look Dready Ready!"

2. Hair Care: "I washed & twisted my dreadlocks, now they're Dready Ready."

by Hipster182 January 18, 2017