Vertical Release

when someone sits above you and attempts to release their urine, vomit, spit, or crap onto you.

1:dude! dyllan is stuck on the ladder and wont climb down!
1:hey johnny, since your on the roof do a vertical release to motivate him to come down!
3: (johnny postions himself above dyllan, pulls his pants down, and begins to attempt to drop his crap and hit dyllan while it is falling down to the ground from the roof).

by jaskey72 December 19, 2009

Time Release Hangover

When a hangover only gets worse as the day wares on.

Last weekend i got blackout shitfaced friday night and had to go to the museum with my aunt the next morning. I didnt feel bad at first but by the time we left I vomited by a cab stand. I must have had a time release hangover.

by Piffstar March 17, 2011

sphincter release chamber

The room containing a toilet.

I need to use the sphincter release chamber.

by rickbelpre November 5, 2011

slow-releaser

When you slow release a fart in a quiet room in hopes nobody hears it with the sense of paranoia and the smell is only thing left

Amanda: Hey Shane did you hear that

Shane: Hear what

Amanda: Oh nothing just doing a slow-releaser

Shane: The rooms quiet I didn't hear anything, ugh wtf is that smell

Amanda: Exactly

by lavajoes21 January 5, 2014

fag reflex

The cough induced when you try smoking for the first time.

I still remember my first drag. I hated the taste and my fag reflex went on for a whole 10 minutes.

by Deathbypj February 4, 2018

Stag Reflex

(n.) An automatic behavior affecting individuals who enter a relationship after years of being single.

Includes hogging the covers at night, booking travel without consultation, or forgetting your partner at home when going to social events.

Mike was unable to pronounce "talk about your feelings" because of his stag reflex.

by nolandc September 8, 2019

Midnight Release

A synonym for wet dream.

Joe: I had a midnight release last night and my pj’s are ruined!

by Ganyu March 21, 2021