Person reading this

Sup person reading this hows it going today?

Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?

by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019

Reading But Not Replying

RBNR is used in a chatzone where someone reads a message and doesn't reply.

Here's an example of someone Reading But Not Replying in a chat;

19:01 Dan: Hello? (READ 19:02)
19:03 Dan: I know your there:L (READ 19:03)
19:04 Dan: rbnr? (UNREAD)

by SamMorganOnline August 5, 2012

Readgasm

noun. Similar to "eargasm", a readgasm is a physical response reached when ones eyes feast upon handsome literature.

"How was the book?"
"When Katniss did a funeral for Rue I readgasmed."
"So, in other words, it was excellent."

by snowtigger14 December 4, 2012

Ready Salted

The dry, salty taste of a recently used vagina, leaving a tingly feeling on the lips.

I know Debbie has been keeping busy after going down on her and tasting nothing but ready salted.

by Wafflehoff June 4, 2016

Reading Each others Books

to stare at male or female genitalia

Reading each others books would be a highly uncomfortable

by wETPANCE2000 February 28, 2017

Readophile

A person, usually an outcast from society, who has become excessively involved in various forms of lolicon material and accused of being a closet pedophile.
A very important part of the status as a Readophile is that they are in denial of being one, nobody can willingly be a
Readophile.
It is important that the Readophile insists that it is OK for them to obsess over what is essentially child pornography because the material is drawn, regardless of how they truly feel about real people and whether they are actually attracted to children.

"Alex has been absolutely obsessed with lolicon ever since he first got onto the internet, and he's a total readophile too."

by Jarhead11577 May 23, 2018

Reader's Block

When I don't have motivation to read anything.. when I don't feel like opening a book and smelling it's pages... when I have a huge list of books to read but I still don't read one

She has a case of the reader's block, poor thing.

by Dummydum November 27, 2020