De-rection

when a sexy woman is cut off by an ugly one, and your boner shoots in so fast it goes out your ass.

Warning! Warning! De-rection!

by Dr.boobage May 24, 2011

redemption

Deep down, with every inch of me, i pure hate you... but god damnit do I respect you.

today we spell redemption... R-O-N

by Scott the fuck tit motorboater April 7, 2008

recreational outrage

Outrage that all Americans enjoy whether they be Democrats or Republicans. liberals or conservatives.

Recreational outrage is fueled by the media, mainly towards Trump, but also any hot-button issue.

by jimmydale June 5, 2018

Red Dead Redemption

When having sex with your partner, they must be on their period, and you have to wear a cowboy hat, while screaming "Yeehaw!"

Me and my girlfriend were play Red Dead Redemption last night. If you know what I mean...

by Fedora Tricks January 23, 2019

recession date

An event in which someone admittedly attracted to you asks you out, under the pretences of friendship. You will attend typically romantic settings and events, such as a candle lit dinner. Usually getting to know each other, with pleasant conversation, acting with good behavior, and dressing to impress, however, there is no expectation and has no obligation to pay for you. If so willing to become physical to the point of intercourse, then they are willing participant, but are still in no way obligated to spend the night, or pay for cab fare home.

John: I’ve like you for a while, you want to go to dinner with me tonight.
Jane: Sure, it’s a date. Pick me up at 7.
John: What? No, this isn’t a date; I just think you’d be a cool friend.
Jane: Oh, okay.
John: But, if you want to come home with me after then I’m up for that to.
Jane: Are you seriously trying to ask me out on a recession date.

by style_D April 10, 2009

shawskank redemption

Make the girl lay down. Sit on her face facing her legs. Let her lick your ass while you jack off and just before you cum shove your cock to the back of her throat and blow your load.

My girlfriend insisted I pay for dinner so I took her home and gave her the shawskank redemption

by shawzee March 17, 2010

Redemption

Kick ass song by the thrash metal band Shadows Fall. Was nominated for a grammy for Best Metal Performance.

Youtube Shadows Fall's Redemption, damnit!

by Silent Fuckin' Bob October 17, 2008