Razor Blade
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.
Also refers to a horny bastard.
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.
Also refers to a horny bastard.
by Your mum's MCM November 06, 2020
When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
by WozInOz May 10, 2024
the principle that the best method of surviving a horrific situation is to simply leave, posited by Eddie Murphy in his long-form standup comedy film Delirious; "it's very simple; if there's a ghost in the house, get the f**k out the house"
in Eden Lake, when faced with a bunch of abusive ASBO kids with a Rottweiler, Fassbender should simply have employed Murphy's Razor and gone to a Holiday inn instead of camping in the forest.
by Barry Beatmaster December 15, 2023
by Little Kaid June 22, 2006
Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.
MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.
MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!
by DilleyDilleyDilley February 07, 2024
If an argument taken to its logical conclusion, leads to the prventable death and/or subjugation of its proponents, then it shall be dismissed.
Commie: "Communism is the greatest economical system created by man. "
You:"But it leads to the death and subjugation of those who adopt it, so it can be dismissed with ROV's Razor."
You:"But it leads to the death and subjugation of those who adopt it, so it can be dismissed with ROV's Razor."
by _ROV_ March 03, 2019
yes.
by []'.• Sugar Daddy •.'[] September 17, 2018