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Ralph Kramden

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verb INFORMAL: to vomit.
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adverb: forcing the male organ into a woman's anus:

Combined; the act of making a woman choke on a penis after anel sex.
1.I put it in her butt then made her give me head, the classic Ralph Kramden.

2. I gave her the Ralph Kramden.
3. I Kramden it in her mouth after I butt fucked her and she Ralphed on it.
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ralph sutton

a disease in which your eyes are entirely too close together. this can cause occasional bursts of stupidity and a lack of common sense.
WOW. did you see that ralph sutton, i have never seen anyone lick a window and eat crayons at the same time
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Ralph

The guy with the biggest dick and alpha so dont fuck with him
Dude ralph beat the shit outta me and fucked my girlfriend
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ralph hall

Noun. Pronounced RAFE-HALL. A dude that owns enough VHS movies to build a hut out of them to live in.
Yo, this second-hand store has enough VHS movies to be a ralph hall!
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Ralph

An adorable giraffe possessing illegal levels of sweetness.
Eyo what dat Ralph doin'?
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Ralph Óene

French Actor, there is no exact date of birth known but rare interviews with the shy artists hint on him being born in the early 80s to the sound of Duran Duran´s "She´s a Maniac".
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."
"Mom, Dad, I have decided to have an Ralph Óene since the study was so hard."

"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."
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Ralph

A not so attractive person. He will know a lot of personal info about you before you meet him. Which is weird. Maybe his girlfriend Ed gave him the information, or his side dude Vanessa. Ed lived at home rent free until the age of 48 or so, he's really had it rough.

Ralphs ex crops him out of photos, but he still doesn't get the hint. Ralph never has any consequences.
Ralph is evil.
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