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Blood Rainbow

Blood rainbows are rainbows that form out of human hatred and dread. They have the appearance of a rainbow at first, but the closer you get, the redder it gets, until it looks like pure blood. Unlike most rainbows, there are ends to these, but at the end of them, there are Death Unicorn dens, and if you get anywhere near those, there is no chance that you'll survive. I implore you not to do it.
"Hey, dude, is it normal for your eyes to be bleeding like that?"
"Oh, absolutely not! I just happened to look at a blood rainbow :)"
"Oh, okay, you're never going to be able to see again! :)"
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022
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Rainbow smelt

A person who likes to make stuff harder for them selfs even though the stuff is really simple
Damn James why you such a rainbow smelt the assignment is so easy
by The local classmate December 13, 2022
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Soggy Rainbow

When a woman wears different shades of lipstick and a man blows a load on her mouth causing the lipstick to run!
Mary was so horny that she put on every shade of lipstick she had. She called Johnny over and he gave her a soggy rainbow. Mary looked like a sad clown!
by Blake's the snake September 28, 2017
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Metallic Rainbow

A rainbow lacking in color and presented in greyscale.

When displayed it can take on a few meanings:
1. An open statement of one's heterosexuality.
2. Having Anti-Homosexual sentiment.
3. A fan of the Metal genre of music.
4. In protest against the use of the rainbow as a homosexual symbol.
5. Replacement for non-homosexual emblems, labels, signs or etc. that feature a colored rainbow, as to avoid confusion.
by Metal Gear Twilight June 18, 2013
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murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.
"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."
by polony November 24, 2013
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rainbow cough

a cough of which multi-coloured mucous is symptomatic
Kate has been suffering from rainbow cough for two weeks
by Midnight Muse December 7, 2006
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Straightened the Rainbow

1. When her booty so fat, pussy ain't flat, and titties where it's at, it can make a gay man's dick say, "Hello!"

2. When his stomach so flat, his dick's a bat, and he shaved his mat, it can make a lesbian's pussy go "splat."
1. When Drake saw a real woman for the first time, it straightened the rainbow. So he went and dumped his boyfriend Hailey.

2. When Michelle caught a glimpse of David's long dong, it straight up straightened the rainbow. So she went and dumped her girlfriend Claudia.
by bangbangnibba November 7, 2016
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