RITANC

To be struck with a heavy, blunt object comprised of a computer network.

Dayum, he just got RITANCed

by George September 23, 2003

ritameta

the meter reading on a leased copy machine

Icon Rep: Hello this is Amy from Ikon Office solutions. I'm calling for your meter reading.

Wanisha: I dont know nuthin bout no RITAMETA

by Billy BOO jr. May 18, 2008

Ritam

'Ritam' is a person with small dick and big brain. His hair is just perfect to pull and he looks kinda cute too. 'Ritam' named people don't usually hit others, especially girls named 'Muskan'. He's pretty popular among girls too.

"OMG, did u see Ritam? he's soooooo cute!!!"

by nezim March 4, 2022

REItard

One who is addicted to shopping or browsing at REI or REI.com

Pronunciation ( ree-tard)

Guy1:Time for a Barnes and Noble run, maybe REI

Guy2: REItard

by Tweak338 January 17, 2010

Rita

Rita is a Disgusting Slutty Girl. She will steal your boyfriend in seconds . she acts nice to you but if you turn around shes talking about you. She trys to twist and lie about EVERYTHING to save herself. She sometimes is nice but most the time not. She would be pretty if wasnt a backstabing LIAR.
Also She'll be mad at someone and no one will talk to her. A day later everythings fine. Wants Attention. THIEF

Rita: Hey I Have to. Go to the bathroom wanna come.
Friend: Sure
Rita Talks Crap about people
Friend 2: Listens to Ritas Conversation
They come back
Rita will make a Excuse
Friend1: Tells you everything
Rita doesnt know and still lies

by Randomxcxccxczx April 21, 2017

rita

Rita is usually the bitchiest most toxic person ever. she is mean and annoying and always tells you your annoying. all you do when you're with her is watch tik tok because her lazy ass doesn't wanna get up. her head is usually too far up her ass to be nice and she is the most annoying person ever.

Rita is a bitch

by zgmk March 25, 2020

reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

by Kez 4 Prez April 2, 2011