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clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy
"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"
by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018
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Arabian Rug

When you’re broke and your wife wants an Arabian Rug. Just cum on her pubes and pat it down
Man 1: Bro my wife wants an Arabian Rug, but we can’t afford to buy one!
Man 2: just cum on her pubes and pat it down! That’s an Arabian Rug!
Man 1: oh I didn’t think about that!
by Charlesthe5th December 28, 2021
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Rug sweeper

When someone constantly sweeps issues and problems under the rug so they don't have to deal with the problems.
My hubby is such a rug sweeper!
by pinkertin707 July 30, 2015
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Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.
"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"
by T_PAIN December 18, 2009
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Rug Mutt

(noun) term for a masculine lesbian; dike
Check out the rug mutt in the sleeveless plaid shirt.
by nikkanicki December 23, 2011
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crusty rug

N. The flooring in your home which composes of all of the semen you ejaculated from masturbation and the flooring unwashed therefore leaving behind a white, crusty stain afterwards
After watching 2 hours of porn, I realized that I should clean my crusty rug
by aidsbiscuit January 27, 2014
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rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
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