rubbing the bed

A form of masturbation or "wanking". The male rubs his penis on the bed to masturbate. It is a faster way to approach a male orgasm, because it is rubbing the penis harder than a "hand job" due to more pressure exerted onto the penis.

I was too horny last night, so i decided to start rubbing the bed.

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

chin rub

when you think someone or something is stupid, you chin rub.
normally you look at them like they are stupid and rub your chin hinting that what they just said is dumb. but when you cannot see the person or do not feel like rubbing ur chin like you have a beard you say chin rub so people know thay wat they said was amazingly stupid and idiotic.

Sean: theres nothing to do
Mike: i knoww man....lets go to the park or something.
Cindy: wow mike, chin rub its raining u dumbshit.

by melliissaaaa May 20, 2008

rubbing off

to masterbate without guilt

josh tabaka rubbed off at home over the new manager at work.

by yetti March 21, 2003

Rub the Rhubarb

To jack off or masterbate. It origin comes from the vibrant red color the penile shaft takes on after a particularly vigorous rub-out session.

After the high school dance left Danny hot and bothered, he had no choice but to rub the rhubarb.

by Chicago Jeff October 4, 2006

Rub out

The term used when a female masturbates.

“Had to rub out at work today, so fucking horny!”

by Tacosdorados July 2, 2019

Rise and Rub

When you wake up in the morning and jerk off

I woke up this morning and had a nice rise and rub to get rid of my morning wood.

by cockmastaP February 22, 2010

club rub

club rub: sore male parts after clubbing.

"i was dancing with this girl for an hour and have the worst CLUB RUB of my life.

by Mdoga August 24, 2009